The Republic of Northern New Dogeland is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and pith helmet sales. The cynical population of 6.354 billion North Dogeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.

The North Dogean economy, worth 326 trillion Dogecoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,458 Dogecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,760 per year while the poor average 8,576, a ratio of 24.1 to 1.

Teenagers often ask adults to buy them Maxtopian Grass from government-run recreational drug stores, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Northern New Dogeland City to enjoy their national art, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern New Dogeland's national animal is the doge.

Northern New Dogeland is ranked 197,848^th in the world and 7,528^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.